Monday, February 22, 2016

The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants



Ira Glass

Do you know where you're going to do this? Do you know where you're going to ask the question?

Man

Yeah. Yeah, I know where and when.

Ira Glass

Where is it going to be? What can you say about that?

Man

At her home. Next week.

Ira Glass

So, man, so you're going in a week? Oh, my god. So are you freaking out?

Man

I'm a little excited.

Ira Glass

This man is 76 I'm not going to say his name here on the radio because he's hoping that the woman that he wants to marry is not going to get tipped off by some radio or podcast listener that he's about to ask her. And he doesn't know what she's going to say. He doesn't know, which is not usually how that goes down, right? Usually you ask somebody to marry you, you kind of know. He's totally shooting in the dark, anxious about what she's going to say. And this is somebody who he's had feelings about for a long time.

Man

I met this girl at a time when I was 17. She was 16. She was very popular. She was one of what you might say the queens in high school, right?

Ira Glass

But nice, he says-- really nice.

Man

And I didn't have all the confidence and courage that I needed at that time. And I just felt like I don't measure up. I mean, she can pick any superstar or whatever. I was a fairly good athlete, but I wasn't the superstar and whatever and stuff like that.

Ira Glass

I see. You didn't do everything you could.

Man

No, I didn't try. I just played like, well, hey, we're just friends. And then when it was time to go to the Navy, I just left. Took the coward's way out.

Ira Glass

But that experience changed him, he says. When he met his wife, he totally went for it. Didn't want to make the same mistake again. He and his wife were together for nearly 47 years, had children, who are now grown. And when his wife died eight years ago, after some time passed, he checked in with this woman from high school.
Well, her husband had died. And so this man started flying to the other side of the country to visit her, where she lives now. He stays in the guest room at her house.

Man

So the visits there-- I would visit her for a week or so. And we hung out every day. And we just did natural things. And we just went places and what have you. But there was really no intimacy involved realistically. We were just hanging out. And I believe she was having a good time. I was having a good time, you know?

Ira Glass

But you guys didn't kiss?

Man

Well, maybe only once or twice over those years and what have you. And every time we met, it was a friendly kiss on the side of the face or whatever, but it wasn't anything like a passionate, real kiss. And that happened only once along the way-- once or twice along the way.

Ira Glass

Now you must have been testing the waters and saying things to figure out where she felt and what her feelings were, right?

Man

I was trying very hard to find that out along the way, Ira. And I was getting some mixed signals. I didn't-- I had a sense-- on the one hand, when it was all--

Ira Glass

OK. Those mixed signals. She'd hold his hand all the time. She never hesitated when he would call her and ask to schedule another week-long visit. But at the same time, she seemed very encouraging about him going out with other people-- like, weirdly encouraging. And she did not seem interested in discussing her feelings towards him.

Man

It seemed like any time a question or anything came up that kind of related towards that and went in that direction, she tended to slide away from it a little bit.

Ira Glass

That does not sound good to me.

Man

That didn't sound good to me either. My feeling was that she doesn't want you to ask this question. She doesn't want to have to give you that answer.

Ira Glass

Did you tell her you love her?

Man

Yes, I did.

Ira Glass

Has she ever said "I love you" back?

Man

No. No.

Ira Glass

Well, is it possible she just wants to be friends?

Man

Very good possibility.

Ira Glass

OK. Ladies and gentlemen, I know what you're thinking. This does not sound promising at all. And, oh, my god, what lovestruck creatures we all are, wandering around this earth, right? Here is a 76-year-old man, a father, a grandfather, with the same logic-defying feelings dominating him that a teenager has.
He told me that back in July, after years of wondering what this woman-- OK, are we always just going to be friends. Is this ever going to be more than that, he finally told her, OK, look, we're going on a date. We're going on a date. It's going to be a real date. Are you up to have a real date with me? And she said yes.

Ira Glass

So how'd that go?

Man

It went well, but it didn't go any differently than all the other dates we went on, so--

Ira Glass

So nothing really changed?

Man

No. So realistically, if I want to be just honest with you and what have you, I don't know where this can go, what have you. But my feeling is that either she truly wants me to move on or she's waiting for me to ask this question-- will you marry me? That's really where I am. And I don't know which one is true.

Ira Glass

But people-- if somebody is interested, they let you know. If a lady is interested, she figures out a way to let you know, right?

Man

Yeah. Now some people might say, well, hey, she let you stay at her house. I mean, you stayed there all week.

Ira Glass

Oh, man, you are stuck on this lady. Oh, my god.

Man

Well, let's put it this way. That may be the case, but it doesn't change anything. That I just want to know that, hey, I did everything I could. And that's what I didn't do the first time. That's what I didn't do the first time.

Ira Glass

You know what strikes me is that this is just very inconvenient for you that you like her so much.

Man

That I like her so much? That that's inconvenient?

Ira Glass

Yeah. Yeah. That you're having these feelings, that you're stuck on this lady. It seems like you're in the grip of this thing. You don't even have a choice. It defies all good sense. You know all the signs pointing against it. And yet you feel like you have no choice. You have to ask this question.

Man

Oh, I do have to. Oh, in truth, I understand that. I do have to ask the question. My heart says, resolve it. Just resolve it. And if her heart doesn't want it, then I don't want it with her, you know?

Ira Glass

Honestly, over the course of this conversation, I went from thinking that it was a terrible idea for him to ask this woman to marry him next week to thinking he should totally do it. He totally convinced me that he needed to hear yes or no once and for all. And maybe he was going to get what he wanted, or maybe he was going to be set free, but either one of those was going to be better than just floating around her like he's been, wanting this thing to happen.
And then-- OK, we talked the next day on the phone. And I learned some weird thing happened in that conversation that he and I had had the day before, which is we switched positions. He had completely convinced me that he should ask her, but I had completely convinced him that he should not because she wasn't showing enough signs that she loves him, because it seemed doomed on its face.
So the next day-- Tuesday this week-- we got on the phone and he told me his new, very pragmatic, very sober plan. He's not going to ask her to marry him next week. He's just going to tell her his feelings and see if she's open to being in a real, actual committed relationship.

Man

This opens the door to get started with a relationship. I'm not really saying that she would want to do it-- go there. But if she does, then the question would be, well, where do we go from there?

Ira Glass

So he flies to his fate this weekend. He's asking her Wednesday, he thinks. The heart wants what it wants. Emily Dickinson wrote that. Though, depending on how old you are, you might associate it with Woody Allen or Selena Gomez.



Man

She was very popular. She was one of, you might say, the queens in high school, right?

Ira Glass

Do you know where you're going to do this? Do you know where you're going to ask the question?

Man

Yeah. Yeah, I know where and when.

Ira Glass

Where is it going to be? What can you say about that?

Man

At her home. Next week.

Ira Glass

And right before he left to fly and ask her the big question, he changed his plan. He decided that instead of asking her to marry him, he would just tell her his feelings and ask her if she wanted to be in a real committed relationship with him.
And he did it. And OK, I'm just going to cut to the chase. She turned him down. Turned him down flat. No interest at all.
She'd been married for 50 years. She didn't want it again, with him or anybody. Her life was full of friends. Didn't need it. That's what she said. Though, of course, that's basically the senior citizen way of saying, you know, it's not you, it's me.
He says, right at the beginning of his visit, he got a sign of where her feelings were when he made the suggestion for the week together.

Man

I said, the one thing I would like to do is to shut down the evening, if you didn't mind, by just dancing together, closing the evening down with maybe just 15 minutes or so of dancing. She didn't agree to that. She said, well, I'm not certain about that. That's something I'll have to think about.
And of course, she didn't agree to that. And I know why. She didn't want any emotions to be involved, perhaps even her own, you know?

Ira Glass

He was less sad about it than you might think, because he finally knew the truth, knew it was hopeless with her. He could move on. And he's kind of excited to move on. He says he knows now. If you meet somebody who's truly right for you, it shouldn't take years for both of you to recognize it and feel it.

Man

And if you don't, then it's time to cut it and run.

Ira Glass

Life's too short. He's hoping his status is going to change one more time.

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Christmas or Bust



I didn't go to jail for it or anything. But I think of the time I got caught shoplifting at the lingerie store up at the Champlain Mall in Plattsburgh as the beginning of my life of crime. It was supposed to be the first Christmas after my mother and stepfather kicked me out of the house when I was still 14 and crashing at my friend Russell's place with the bikers down on Water Street in Au Sable Forks.

They were letting me sleep on this ratty couch they had, because I was dealing weed then and kept them supplied on credit. But mostly when I hung out there, I stayed in Russell's room. The bikers were older than us and were heavier into drugs. I saw one of those guys once rub a line of coke straight into his eye, which kind of grossed me out. Plus they drank a lot.

Russell was 16 and worked days part time at The Video Den. At nights we used to ride up to the mall in his Camaro so I could deal a little weed to the other kids. And we would hang out until the stores closed and hit on the girls. But mostly nothing was happening, so we'd sit around on the benches and watch all these cheesy couples doing their Christmas shopping, which was pretty depressing.

At Christmas the malls are filled with people who feel rotten because they don't have enough money, so they fight a lot. The carols and blinking lights and the guys in Santa suits are supposed to make you forget your troubles. But it's the opposite. At least for me it was, which was one of the reasons I liked to get high before we went there.

This one night, about 10 days before Christmas, I didn't have any weed. And I was thinking about my mother and stepfather, how it would be the first time they would be alone. And I wondered what they'd do on Christmas Eve.

What they usually did was get smashed on this eggnog and bourbon mixture my mother said was her mother's secret recipe and watch TV specials. Around 11:00 when the news came on, we'd open the presents we got for each other, hug, and say thanks. And then they'd go into their room and pass out. And I'd smoke a joint in the bathroom and watch MTV with Willy, the cat, until I fell asleep.

It was OK but not exactly ideal. But we had a tree and lights in the windows and all. And last year was cool because I got this excellent suede shearling jacket from my mom. And my stepfather gave me a Timex watch so I could start coming home on time, he said.

I got her one of those long silk Indian scarves that she seemed to like a lot. And for him I got a pair of lined driving gloves. Everybody was happy in spite of the eggnog.

But a lot happened since then. For one thing, the main thing, I guess, I got kicked out of the house for stealing and pawning my mother's coin collection that she had inherited from her mother and that she was someday going to pass on to me. But it also had to do with my getting a mohawk and my ears pierced and screwing up in school.

And even though they never caught me at it, they knew I was heavy into weed, which was why I had stolen the coins in the first place. When I left, it was sort of by mutual agreement, I guess. They would have let me come back if I wanted but only if I could be a different person than I was, which was not only impossible but unfair because I didn't know how to keep myself from getting into trouble anymore.

I must have crossed the line back when I was a little kid, like five or six, after my real father took off and my stepfather moved in and married my mom. My stepfather was OK. But I know he didn't mind at all when he and mom found out I stole the coins and they got to boot me out of the house. I knew my mother wanted me to come home. But no way I was going back as long as it didn't make the both of them happy to see me.

So I started imagining this scene. I get Russell to drop me off at my mom's and stepfather's house, which is really only a mobile home except it's got a foundation under it and a deck in back like a regular house. All my stuff, including my trademark dirt bike, is in Russell's car. And we unload and set it on the sidewalk.

But also, I've got this huge bag of presents for my mom and my stepfather, truly excellent items like a toaster oven and a Crock-Pot and maybe some jewels and a fancy nightgown for mom. And for my stepfather, a Polaroid camera and a portable sander and a Polo ski sweater. Then Russell takes off and I'm alone.

The house is dark except for the string of lights around the front door and the electric candles in the windows. And I could see the Christmas tree lights blinking through the curtain in the living room where I know they're watching The Cosby Show or something. It's Christmas Eve. It's snowing a little.

They're really sad because I'm not with them, and they don't know how to let me come home without acting like what I did to them doesn't matter, stealing the coin collection, smoking grass, getting a mohawk and all, and living with Russell and the bikers, and not going to school anymore, which they probably know about by now, and dealing weed for Hector, the Hispanic guy at the Limbo, which they don't know about. Although, I wonder what they think I've been living on all these months, charity? Also, they don't know that so far I haven't gotten a tattoo, even though Russell has two very cool tattoos on his arms and is always after me to get one.

Anyhow, in this scene, I go up to the door and knock. And when my mom comes out, I say Merry Christmas, mom, just sort of flat and normal like that, and hold out the bag with all the presents wrapped in this incredible shiny paper with bows and everything. She starts to cry, and my stepfather comes to the door to see what's the matter. I say the same to him. Merry Christmas, Ron, which is what I call him, Ron. And I show him the bag of presents, too.

My mom opens the door and takes the bag from me and passes it to Ron and gives me a big hug. Ron shakes my hand and says, come on in, son. We go into the living room, and I distribute the presents to them. And all is forgiven.

They don't have any presents for me, which embarrasses them, naturally, and they apologize. But I don't care. All I care is that they really like what I got them. And they do.

Later, we're drinking eggnog and watching TV. And Ron looks out the window and sees my bike and all my clothes and things out on the sidewalk with the snow coming down. And he says to me, son, why don't you bring your stuff inside?

When I got busted for shoplifting, it was in this fancy lingerie store called Victoria's Secret. And I was already out of the store with a green silky nightgown stashed in my jacket pocket. A black security guard, a dude I actually knew and had once sold some grass to, put the arm on me and turned me around and took me into an office in the back where the manager of the store and the head security guy were.

And after they hassled me for a while, I told them my mom's name and telephone number. The black guy who busted me had to go back on patrol. And when he left the office, I looked real hard at him. But he didn't care. He knew I couldn't pin him for anything without pinning myself worse.

And then, of course, a half hour later, here they come, my mother and my stepfather, her looking frightened and upset and him just burned, but neither of them talking to me, only to the store manager and the head of security. While they talked, they made me sit by myself in a storeroom next to the office where I stared at the no smoking sign and kept wishing I could get high. And a few minutes later, my mother came out wringing her hands with her face all red from crying.

They want to arrest you, she said. And Ron agrees with them. He thinks it would be good for you, she said. But I'm trying to explain that we've all had a lot of troubles on the home front this year, and you're just reacting to that. I'm trying to get you off, do you understand? Do you? I said, yeah, I understand.

Then she said, if you'll go in there and say you're sorry and say that you'll come home with us and stay away from the mall, I think they'll forget about the shoplifting. And Ron will go along. This could be your last chance, she said. Come on.

And she took me by the arm and led me back into the office where my stepfather was joking with the store manager who was a bald, middle aged guy, and the head security guy who had a gun strapped to his waist. The three of them were buddies now, and they looked at me and my mom like we were insects. Go ahead, my mom said to me, and she pushed me forward a step. Tell them what you told me.

I hadn't told her anything. But I knew what she wanted me to say. I felt weird, like I was in a movie and could say anything I wanted and it wouldn't make any difference in the real world.

They were all staring at me, waiting. So I looked down at my feet and said, My friend was going to lend me $50, but he didn't get paid in time. See, there you go, my stepfather said. The kid doesn't know right from wrong.

What the hell did you want with a woman's nightgown? he laughed, holding up the gown with his thumb and one finger like it was porno or something, like he thought I was going to wear it myself. No way I was going to answer him. So I just stood there.

And after a minute or two with no one saying anything, my mother took my arm and led me back out to the storeroom. Listen, mister, she said, really upset. I'm going back in there one more time. And, remember, I'm the one putting myself on the line for you. If I get them to let you go, you have to promise me that you'll come home with us and that things will be different. Do I have your word on that?

Yeah, I said. And she left and went into the office. I could hear them arguing through the wall, my mother's voice high pitched and pleading, my stepfather's voice low and grumbling, and once in a while some comments from the store manager or the security cop.

It seemed like hours, but it was probably only a few minutes before my mother came back out all sad smiles now. And she gave me a big hug and kissed me on the cheeks. She held both my hands in hers and looked up at me and said, It's all right. They're going to let you go.

Ron finally came over to my side on this. He's going to meet us out front by the Sears entrance with the car. My goodness, she said, smiling. You're getting so tall, honey. It was true. I was taller than she was now.

When we walked out into the mall, I saw Russell sitting on a bench over by the fountain goofing with a kid I didn't know and a couple of girls from Plattsburgh High who were smoking cigarettes and pretending that the guys weren't there. Listen mom, I said. All my stuff's over at Russell's place. I'll go by there with him and bring it over. You and Ron go ahead without me.

She seemed a little confused. What? Why can't we just stop off there with you and get it now? No, no, I said. The place is locked. I got to get it with Russell. I don't have a key. Besides, I owe him $20 for the rent. I can't get my stuff until I pay him. Can you give me $20, mom?

I was already thinking about getting high with him and the girls he was talking to and riding around Plattsburgh in his Camaro. No, she said. No, of course I can't give you any money.

I don't understand. Don't you know what just happened in there? Don't you know what I just went through? -- Listen, mom. Just give me the money. I need the money. -- What are you saying? -- Give me the money.

She looked at me in a strange way, like she didn't recognize me but almost did. Then she reached into her purse and pulled out a $20 and passed it over. Thanks, I said. And I gave her a kiss on the cheek. I'll be back later after I get my stuff from Russell's.

She seemed shocked and put her hand to her mouth and took a few short steps away from me, then turned and disappeared into the crowd of shoppers. And as I crossed over towards Russell and the other kids, I remember saying to myself, now I'm a criminal. Now I'm a real criminal.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Report (3) test

My wife used to have to drag me, kicking and screaming, to the kitchen table so we could discuss the dreaded F-word... Finances. She couldn't get me to open up and I refused to talk about money. One day she showed me a documentary that opened my eyes. I forget what it's called, but I do remember that it totally blew my mind. Ever since then I feel much more comfortable discussing all things money—loans, savings, taxes, debt, rent, bills, you name it.
By the end of the call, Frank was getting nasty, and yelling about how I was costing him money by scheduling and then canceling. When I pointed out that I canceled with over a month's notice, he said he very much doubted it even though he couldn't find the date anywhere in his notes. Anyway, I'm done with the guy. I'd rather pay someone else to do the work then have him do it for free.
Guys are only mean to girls they’re attracted to. Actually, let’s not rule out the pricks who get off on making others feel like shit by boosting their own ego, so no, it’s not always attraction. However, generally speaking, a crush is usually involved. But sometimes you have to decide whether or not the guy has a major character flaw or is just teasing you by being mean.
Two days into my stay I had my camera stolen out of my luggage. Not only did I not get reimbursed for the loss, their staff actually accused me of lying about my camera being stolen, and told me I should have kept it in their lockbox at the front desk. My whole stay was a nightmare. I wish I'd stayed at a different hotel and I strongly suggest that you steer clear of this one.



Friday, September 25, 2015

Hey man, take it hard.

ZAČÁTEČNÍCI

k tomu nedojde
kdo jel na tom kole?
všichni mě nenávidí
nic neříkej
vysvětlili to?
Ken do práce chodí pěšky
co tahle věc dělá?
brzy zemřou
kde jsi včera byl?
mám z tebe radost
kdy to začalo?
TĚCHTO PĚT TESTŮ VÁM NAPOVÍ
nikomu jsem to neřekl
na koho se dívají?
španělsky Paul nemluví
o čem ta kniha bude?
někdo za námi jde
tohle nezní moc dobře
jak to, že jsme prohráli?
prosím, neumírejte
s kým se to hádáš?
ten stůl nemá nohy
nikdo neví kde pracuju
kdy se s nimi setkám?
tohle moji kamarádi nedělají
který strom spadl dnes?
kupuju ti dárek
bude to fungovat?
tam nestůj
komu jsi to dala?
ona nás sledovat nebude
jak často se to stává?
můj pes z domu nevychází
kdo o tom věděl?
tohle nedělejme
neusmíváš se
kde to jsem?
vybírali jsme si spoluhráče
má Lenny telefon?
řekni nám koho jsi viděl
kam patříme?
sestra jezdí velice rychle
budou všichni spokojení?
moc peněz nemám
jak dlouho to trvalo?
nechejte ji doma
co se jí stalo?
pro koho ten dárek je?
ona tam vždycky bude
jak dlouho tady čekáváš?
ty lidi neposlouchej
o kom to teď mluvím?
prohrávají, ale vyhrají
kdo dělá takové věci?
to nic neznamená
skončí to někdy?
někoho jsi držel za ruku
proč tě mají rodiče rádi?
nikomu nic neprodávejte
za kým to utíkali?
čí nápad vyhrál?
užívejme si toho

MÍRNĚ POKROČILÍ

najmi lidi, které znášv tom pořadu nebyly žádné vtipy
budu schopen se bránit?
nezhoršilo by se to?
pane, budete muset odejít
proč chceš, abych vás vyzvedl?
víc se snaž, jinak prohraješ
tak škaredou budovu postavit nesmíš
neměli bychom si dávat dárky
tohle jsou plány co nevyšly
TYTO ČTYŘI TESTY NAPOVÍ
bude válka?
lidi budou mít zakázáno zpívat
proč bychom neměli fotit?
a co když nebude pršet?
koho jiného bys ještě rád potkal?
stejně jako většina chlapů chrápu
copak ty ses nenudil?
řekni mi pravdu, oběsila se?
všichni co odešli se vrátili
snědla to všechno, což bylo těžké
měla by existovat nějaká odměna
takhle se chovat nesmíte
pomohl bych ti, kdybych mohl
musí se to stát dnes?
stáli jsme tam ještě hodinu
jaktože nikdo neměl pravdu?
nečekám, že bys to pochopil
nevěř ničemu co říká
je tady nějaký doktor?
neměli by mluvit tak nahlas
nemusels být tak protivný
chce, aby všechno bylo dokonalé
jsem jiný než tamti lidi
je pravda, že ty nástroje používá
jel jsem autem, ale ostatní šli pěšky

STŘEDNĚ POKROČILÍ

pivo jsem neměl už několik let
jak dlouho nás ten chlap už sleduje?
některé věci se těžko vysvětlují
mně nevadilo poslouchat vlastní hlas
nenech nikoho, aby to pokazil
to máme jít skrz to bahno?
je na mě naštvaná, že jsem jí lhal
za rok nebude nikdo z nich naživu
zavolej jí v úterý v deset dopoledne
najednou stála přímo přede mnou
jak dlouho už tady ty holky jsou?
bělochům by se nemělo věřit
TYTO ČTYŘI TESTY NAPOVÍ
chceme, abys ji hledal dál
donuťme ho to podepsat
jak jsem to jako měl vědět?
tloustnu a radost z toho nemám
copak tebe ten výsledek nezklamal?
ten muž zemřel při našem zápase
dodneška o tom nikdo nevěděl
od rána čekáme, až se objeví
všechny tyhle účty se jednou zaplatí
kdy to rozhodnutí padlo?
snaž se nikoho nezranit
viděl jsem, jak se to stalo, opravdu ano
chtěl bych, aby všichni zbohatli
odteď budu vždycky říkat pravdu
měl jsem dostat zaplaceno před rokem
kdo ještě byl na tom večírku?
doma ještě nejsme, ale už jsme na cestě
ten kurs učí velice chytří lidé
kdy přestali kluci sbírat známky?
proč jste se rozhodli nečekat?
ty tady nemáš vůbec být
stala se z ní dost dobrá herečka
pokaždé když prší, někdo zmokne
lítají netopýři v noci nebo ve dne?
nejdřív jsme seděli proti sobě

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Big Ol' Pile O' Grammar

Everything You Always Wanted To Know About English Grammar. (And You Weren't Afraid To Ask, Either, In Fact You Wouldn't Stop Asking, But No One Gave You A Satisfying Answer.)
Or: Learn all this and there's nothing you won't be able to say in English. (find a slight exaggeration)


Jak mám nahradit takového chytrého člověka?
Až jí to budeš říkat, ať to zní, jako že tě to zajímá.
Být spokojený je úplně v pořádku.
Fakt se to musí udělat dnes?
Nejdřív ti vysvětlím jak to funguje, jo?
Dej pozor, ať ty obrázky nikdo neuvidí.
Vyhovuje ti to tak nebo bys radši pracoval sám?
Radši nikomu neříkejme co jsme provedli.
Hned jsem poznal, že to nemyslí vážně.
Jak to, že ti zakázali se k nám přidat?
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Chtěla jsem se zeptat, jestli už večer něco nemáš?
Tobě nevadí chodit pěšky, že? Myslel jsem si to.
Nakonec jsem najal otce a teď toho lituju.
Ježišmarjá, jak to mám vysvětlit svému šéfovi?
Nakonec jsme se obě výborně bavily.
My jsme jako neměli poslouchat?
Radši bych kdyby ses o tom před mámou nezmiňovala.
Byl by velký problém, kdybychom bydleli každý zvlášť?
To jsme podělali, toho člověka jsme neměli vyhazovat.
Jak dlouho už tady ti dva jsou?
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Poslyš, můžu si tě vyfotit?
Podle mě je nám teda takhle líp.
Mám ti pomoct s balením?
I pokud to je pravda, co s tím mám společného já?
Teď mě zrovna nenapadá nic, o čem bych mohla psát.
Chtěla jsem tě poprosit, jestli bys mi nepomohl na něco přijít.
Bude tento rok sraz třídy? Doufám, že ne.
Ani jeden z nás (dvou) nemá tušení jak vypadáš.
Radši jsem začal hned, pro jistotu.
Už jsi domluvil? – Víceméně.
Zařiď, ať ji na tom letišti někdo vyzvedne.
Ani mu nevolej, nemá to cenu.
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Věř mi, kdybych nemusel, tak to nedělám.
No není to nádhera vyhrát sázku? Pro mě rozhodně.
Nebýt tebe, tak nevydržím ani týden.
Co se tam ještě dá dělat kromě plavání?
No nechtěl bych být tím, kdo (mu/tam) volal.
Jak chceš dosáhnout toho, aby to podepsal?
Zdá se, že v této chvíli není ta krysa z nejaktivnějších.
A tak jsi ji našel? Tím, že jsi najal detektiva?
Zatím nepropadejme předčasnému nadšení, ano?
Radši si přines přikrývku, kdyby náhodou začala být zima.
Tebe ty věčné neúspěchy ještě pořád baví?
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Podle mě ses nemýlil, ale podle všech ostatních jo.
Je konec, já jsem s tebou skončil, už mě nehledej.
Tak jo, já teda začnu úplně od začátku, ano?
Bude to chtít si chvíli zvykat, ale já to zvládnu.
Aspoň bys nemusel pořád řídit sám.
Proč by mě mělo zajímat jak se ten blb jmenuje?
Tys na ně musela udělat ohromný dojem.
Jaké to je starat se o zvíře? Jenom mě to zajímá.
Miláčku, já jenom nechci, aby se ti něco stalo.
Kromě pár drobných problémů ti to šlo docela dobře.
Jinak by tě pochopitelně nevzali. (a oni tě přitom vzali)
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Nikdo neviděl, že bych to udělal, ani mě neslyšeli o tom mluvit, ne?
Díky že jste mě podporovali, oceňuju to, fakt jo.
Nemáš na to, aby ses prosadila sama.
Jak se říká tam tomu, co se tím odhání hmyz?
Ty to možná nevíš, ale já jo a všichni ostatní taky.
Tobě nevadí, že jsem ženatý? Nevypadá to tak.
Přemýšlíme, že bychom si sehnali lístky, ale bude to stát za to?
Ty pořád ještě čekáš, až to za tebe někdo pořeší?
Jak jsi mi mohla neříct, co si o mě myslíš?
Neměla by k tomu pravidlu existovat nějaká výjimka?
Co říkáš na to, jak jsme tu situaci zvládli?
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Jak můžeš něco takového říct? Že se nestydíš.
Jeden kámoš navrhl, ať použiju cizí kreditku.
A v tu chvíli jsem si uvědomil, že jsem někomu málem zničil život.
Poslyš, neučila tys kdysi biologii na střední škole?
Řekla, že mi zavolá, až se vrátí.
Takže to tak uděláme... leda bys snad měl nějaký lepší nápad.
Příští rok to možná fungovat bude, ale tou dobou už to bude jedno.
Že je hrozně nepříjemné když zapomeneš jak se někdo jmenuje?
Zdá se, že jí to hubnutí moc nejde.
Zatím nebyly žádné náznaky potíží, což je dobře.
Se mnou přece není nijak těžké vyjít, nebo jo?
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Nevadilo by, kdybych nějakou dobu bydlel u tebe doma?
Ale no tak, pořád to neřeš, fakt o nic nejde.
Co budeme dělat, pokud se ukáže, že v tom jede tvůj otec?
Je to vůbec možné, že nás žalují vlastní tchánové?
Prý se to stává furt.
S tvým taťkou se známe dlouho, už jsem ti to možná říkal.
Klidně se mně ptej, já ti rád na cokoli odpovím.
Můžu asi být rád, že tohle nepíšu z vězení, že?
Ty to nechápeš, co? Popravdě řečeno, já taky ne.
Poslyš, ty nejsi tak ošklivá jak to vypadá na těch obrázcích.
Prý se tu musí čekat půl roku, než se dostanete k doktorovi.
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Upřímně řečeno se jim nemůžeš divit, že se tě chtějí zbavit.
Ona si pořád jenom stěžuje, že se k ní ostatní špatně chovají.
Už mě štve, že to musím poslouchat, už to fakt nevydržím.
Spaní na zemi není zas taková hrůza, jak si jednou zvyknete.
Začalo být jasné, že jsem s (ohledně) ní měl od začátku pravdu.
Ten míček, který jsem hodil, se neměl chytat dokud nespadne.
Na rozdíl od většiny návykových činností křížovky člověku prospívají.
Tim už by mohl přestat všechny pořád kritizovat – Jo, to on dělává.
Tobě to taky ještě neřekli? Ani po té operaci ne?
Jsi rád, že těch tvých nápadů využíváme nebo ti to vadí?
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Umíš udělat dort? A jde ti to aspoň trochu dobře?
Pokud si chcete domluvit schůzku, stačí zavolat.
Už ti to říkáme několik let, ale ty si nás celou dobu nevšímáš.
Vzhledem k tomu že jsem spal hodinu jsem docela v pohodě.
Co když ti to nevyjde? Na koho to hodíš?
Udělala bys pro mě něco? - Jasně, od čeho jsou kamarádi.
Pane, obávám se, že budete muset odejít, pokud možno hned.
Mám nový telefon, takový na kterém nejsou škrábance.
Je to ten chlap co jsi chodil s jeho ženou? Ten vzadu?
Ať jsem se snažil sebevíc, nepodařilo se mi ji nijak očernit.
Trochu ten obrázek zvětši, jo? Co je napsané na té zadní straně?
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Je to jako bych byl zase děcko. Až na to, že jako malý jsem to dělat nemohl.
Máme ve třídě jednu holku co se mi docela líbí, ale nikomu o tom neříkej.
Je to nespravedlivé a nezasloužím si to. Ale co naděláš, že jo?
Zdá se, že tu skvrnu nepůjde z té zdi snadno dostat.
Přestaň vyšilovat, ano? Není to nic, kvůli čemu by ses měl rozčilovat.
Jak mám udělat, aby ta televize přestala jet, aniž by si toho někdo všimnul?
Pořád mi ale vrtá hlavou... kdy mě přesně měli zatknout?
Jak dlouho se už tohle děje? Jak jsem si toho mohla nevšimnout?
Rick se zvedl, udělal pár kroků, spadl a domů ten večer už nedorazil.
Asi zůstanu u němčiny, I když bych mnohem raději chodila do španělštiny.
Za internet se platilo od hodiny, což mi přišlo neuvěřitelné.
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Co vím, většina lidí se vykašlala na to, aby šli volit.
Co se týče té schůzky, jak dopadla? Podařilo se vám všechno pořešit?
Bohužel neexistuje způsob jak zabránit tomu, aby se vašim dětem něco stalo.
Tohle je jediný nedostatek, o kterém nikdo nepřizná, že jej má.
Tak jak se vede? Ty jsi ženatý? No výborně.
Odteďka se ke mně nepřibližuj, nebo toho budeš litovat.
Klidně se přiznám, že je to zvláštní pocit říkat pro změnu pravdu.
No víš, já jsem si to vlastně celé tak trochu vymyslel.
Až se příště ztratíš, určitě neprochladni a dávej pozor na klíšťata.
S Jimem nám to dlouho nevydrželo. Než skončil měsíc, bylo vlastně po všem.
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Tady to začíná žít až když lidi skončí v práci.
Zápas samotný byl v pohodě, ve srovnání s tou týdenní přípravou.
Dali jsme se do řeči a ukázalo se, že toho máme hodně společného.
Zkrátím to, nakonec jsme spolu začali chodit, I když jsme věděli, že to není dobrý nápad.
Za půl roku jsme byli svoji, což ani jeden z nás vlastně nechtěl.
Jo, tu skladbu můžeš použít, pokud to teda nevadí tomu, kdo ji složil.
Nemá smysl, abych se opakoval, byla by to naprostá ztráta času.
My ten problém budeme řešit proto, abyste jej nemuseli řešit vy, rozumíte?
To jídlo bude buď skvělé nebo odporné, podle toho, kdo jej uvaří.
Snaž se moc nepřehánět, jinak se ti můžou vysmát.
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Je tam jeden učitel, o kterém všichni ví, že měl dávno dostat padáka.
Udělej všecko co bude potřeba aby to bylo hotové, o nás se nestarej.
Mám nápad, co kdybys nám řekl jak jsi k těm penězům přišel?
Není to jedno, kdo za to může? Mohl to být kdokoli.
Ať už to dopadne jakkoli, mohla bys mně nechat vzkaz?
Povím ti o pár věcech co jsem udělal, o kterých jsi možná ještě neslyšel.
Ať se stane cokoli, jsem rád za to, že jsem se na tom všem mohl podílet.
Ty peníze si nechám, pokud proti tomu nic nemáš. Nemáš?
Hned jak jsem uviděl jak se usmívá, bylo mi jasné, že něco plánuje.
Nerad bych to prodal za $10 a později zjistil, že to mohlo mít mnohem větší cenu.
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